How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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your mother hates you

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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