A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Black History Month

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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obama

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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