- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Is this where I type the joke?

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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