Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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