A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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