Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Guess what? Holocaust

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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