Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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I lost my tractor.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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