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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

hit the thumbs down button

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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