What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Penis.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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i like turtals and kids

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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brainfart

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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