- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

knock knock ... no one was in

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

i like pie.

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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