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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

how do you confuse a blond?

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I lost my tractor.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

I said I hate niiggers