Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Women Driving.

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good one jess !!

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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