Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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I need a good anti joke....

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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Nicolas Cage

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Dylan is a person

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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IU football

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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