A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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