- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

whats long and green? weed

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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