what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Christians pornstars.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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