Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Do you believe this will change?

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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The WNBA.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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