- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

ass in my face ? no

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Wy did the chicken?

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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