What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

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