- Anti Joke

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

a man walks into a prostitute.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

a man walks into a prostitute.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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