Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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