what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

I just can't stand sitting down!

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Woman.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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