- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Women.

whats a dick a dick

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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