What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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so dont touch it.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Penisland

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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