- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

hipsters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Deadly cancer.

my friend is gay hes gay

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

im not as random as you think I- Potato

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