How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Well educated black man.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Tim and Eric

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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