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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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