Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What's up? Your time.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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