How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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