- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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