- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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