- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

I had a submarine.... once

Yo Mama just died.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Stop. Seriously stop.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

whats black? the colour

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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