- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

knock knock Dave's not here.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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