How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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A pope meets another one

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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