Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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