-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

An anti-joke

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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