- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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