Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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wael.. nuff said

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