- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

there once was a black man who played basketball

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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