wael.. nuff said

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Get on the boat.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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im telling maguire

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