Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

Anti Joke

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