Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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