- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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