What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Get on the boat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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