- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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