- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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