Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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It's all Taggart

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Your face

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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