a skinny sumo wrestler

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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