- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Peas

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Arrow in the Knee!

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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