Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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