- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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