- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Peas

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

a skinny sumo wrestler

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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