- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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